Never Mind The Botox by Nick Reed - White Bear Theatre

Thundermaker Productions Ltd presents Never Mind The Botox, written and directed by Nick Reed, at the White Bear Theatre, a fringe venue in Kennington, south London, from 4 to 16 March 2014.

The comedy is designed by Toby Davies and set in a dubious cost-cutting cosmetic surgery clinic over the course of a few days. Cast includes Ewen Mackintosh, Mike Goodenough, Lesley Molony, Liza Callinicos, Dave Skynner Georgia Darell, Alex Harland, Matthew Fraser Holland.

Dad wants a hair transplant to get back in touch with his youth. Mum wants a facelift to get him back in touch with her. Amy wants to know why Tim dumped her just as they were getting intimate and Tim wants a penis extension so next time he won't have to! The surgery manager Cristina wants to be the biggest thing in plastic surgery whilst her surgeon husband, Tomek, wants to be a vet.

Ewen Mackintosh is best known for playing the role of Big Keith in the popular BBC television comedy series The Office.

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