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The roots of humanity run through fire and fear.
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About The Shitheads

Don't miss the world premiere of a brand new dark comedy, The Shitheads, at the Royal Court Theatre. Book The Shitheads tickets on London Theatre.

The Shitheads is a play that tells the story of early inhabitants of Britain tens of thousands of years ago. When strangers arrive at their cave, things turn savage as their peace is broken.

The exceptional cast bringing this unique production to life includes Annabel Smith, Scarlet Wilderink, Jacoba Williams, Peter Clements, Ami Tredrea, and Jonny Khan.

Jack Nicholls is the talented playwright behind this show. The Shitheads is his debut play, and he submitted the play through the Royal Court Theatre's year-round open submissions portal. The play had a staged reading at the inaugural Open Submissions Festival before coming to the Royal Court Theatre in a fully staged production.

"I was feeling a bit cynical about stories that seemed designed to re-affirm the audience's faith in stories—people aren't un-complicatedly good, obviously, and it felt misguided to suggest that stories could be," Nicholls explained of his inspiration for this show. "I thought it would be a good idea to kick around for a while, anyway, and then I saw a bowl made from a human skull in the Natural History Museum and things started to knit together."

The Shitheads in London boasts a sensational creative team, including co-direction by Royal Court Resident Director Aneesha Srinivasan and Artistic Director David Byrne, design by Anna Reid, Puppetry Design by Finn Caldwell, Direction and Movement by Finn Caldwell, lighting design by Alex Fernandes, and composer and sound design by Asaf Zohar.

The Shitheads is part of the Royal Court's 70th anniversary season, and it is supported by the Cockayne Grant.

Run time

1hr 40min. No Interval.

Categories

Age

Ages 14+.

Start date

6th February, 2026

End date

14th March, 2026

Our Review

'The Shitheads' review — this imaginative debut play features love, violence and prehistoric puppetry

3 of 5
Read our review of The Shitheads, co-directed by Aneesha Srinivasan and David Byrne, now in performances at the Royal Court to 14 March.

Venue

Sloane Square, London, United Kingdom, SW1W 8AS

Directions

Location: Off-West End
Railway station: Sloane Square
Bus numbers: (Sloane Square Station Stop D) 19, 22, 137, 452

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Frequently asked questions

What is The Shitheads about?

Don’t miss the world premiere of a brand new dark comedy, The Shitheads, at the Royal Court Theatre. The Shitheads is a play that tells the story of the early inhabitants of Britain tens of thousands of years ago, whose peace is broken when strangers arrive.

Where is The Shitheads playing?

The Shitheads is playing at Royal Court. The theatre is located at Sloane Square, London, SW1W 8AS.

How long is The Shitheads?

The running time of The Shitheads is 1hr 40min. No Interval.

How do you book tickets for The Shitheads?

Book tickets for The Shitheads on London Theatre.

What's the age requirement for The Shitheads?

The recommended age for The Shitheads is Ages 14+..

Who wrote The Shitheads?

Jack Nicholls is the playwright.

Who directed The Shitheads?

The show is co-directed by Royal Court Resident Director Aneesha Srinivasan and Artistic Director David Byrne.

Is The Shitheads appropriate for kids?

There is currently no age guideline for this brand new play.

Is The Shitheads good?

The Shitheads is an eagerly anticipated new play that was a success during its staged reading at the Royal Court’s inaugural Open Submissions Festival. Now, with a talented cast and creative team, this story is brought to life in a whole new way.

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