The Shitheads Tickets
About The Shitheads
'We’re all trapped in a cave, Clare. Each of us, all on our own. Staring out of our own little skull-shaped caves.'
Tens of thousands of years ago, Britain’s earliest inhabitants learn that love and violence feed the same fire.
When strangers arrive at a secluded cave, domestic harmony shatters – and survival turns savage.
Jack Nicholls’ debut play drags us back to the beginnings of who we are, in a world premiere co-directed by Royal Court Resident Director Aneesha Srinivasan and Artistic Director David Byrne.
Supported by Cockayne Grants for the Arts, a donor advised fund held at Prism the Gift Fund.
Age UK/Captioned:
- Thursday 5 March 2026 3:00pm
Captioned:
- Thursday 5 March 2026 7:45pm
Babe in Arms:
- Thursday 12 March 2026 3:00pm
Relaxed Performance:
- Saturday 14 March 2026 2:00pm
Venue
Directions
Location: Off-West End
Railway station: Sloane Square
Bus numbers: (Sloane Square Station Stop D) 19, 22, 137, 452
Schedule
| Day of week | Evening |
|---|---|
| Monday | 7:45 PM |
| Tuesday | 7:45 PM |
| Wednesday | 7:45 PM |
| Thursday | 7:00 PM |
| Friday | 7:45 PM |
| Saturday | 6:45 PM |
| Sunday | - |
Frequently asked questions
What is The Shitheads about?
Tens of thousands of years ago, Britain’s earliest inhabitants learn that love and violence feed the same fire.
When strangers arrive at a secluded cave, domestic harmony shatters – and survival turns savage.
Where is The Shitheads located?
Royal Court. The address is London, United Kingdom, SW1W 8AS.
How much do tickets cost for The Shitheads?
Tickets for The Shitheads start at £19.
How do you book tickets for The Shitheads?
Book tickets for The Shitheads on London Theatre.
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