Two Into One at Menier Chocolate Factory from 8 March

Two Into One, written and directed by Ray Cooney, at the Menier Chocolate Factory, a 180-seat Off West End venue, near London Bridge, from 8 March to 26 April 2014. (Public booking opens 30 Jan 2014)

Designs & costumes by Paul Farnsworth, lighting by Paul Anderson, sound by Gregory Clarke.

On the eve before voting on a bill that would outlaw pornography, everyone in Parliament is on their best behaviour; everyone except MP Richard Willey. While his colleagues prepare to debate, Willey is attempting to bed the Leader of the Opposition's secretary in a London hotel. All ministerial aide George Pidgen has to do is book a hotel room for Willey to meet his mistress. But the bumbling assistant makes a series of disastrous mistakes, and extreme complications ensue in two adjoining suites.